Merica Labs Merica Energy Red, White & Boom 480ml
- Zero calorie
- No artificial colors
- 200mg Caffeine
- Non-proprietary blend
Have you ever emptied out a bottle rocket, filled it with French fries, canned cheese, Amercan flags, stuffed the entire thing in a deep-fried turkey, lit the entire thing on fire and held it over your head standing in the back of a '67 El Camino, driving past the Washington Monument while blasting God Bless America over a pair of subs? Of course you have, you're 'Merican.
In which case, you know exactly what Freedom flavour tastes like. Seriously though, it tastes like a rocket pop.
Putting a man on the Moon. The Hoover Dam. Taco Tuesdays. Deep fried turkeys. The Declaration of Independence. All you can eat buffets. Pizza with cheese on the crust and in the crust. Some things are just...Made in 'Merica.
We tried to can that feeling for our Made in 'Merica flavor. You know the feeling. You know the taste. That uniquely 'Merican feeling of pushing aside the "purple stuff" smilling wide, staring directly into the sun and saying, "Fresh oranges. God bless America."
"Treason, bribery, or other high crimes and misdemeanors." These are the acts that Article 2,Section 4 of the United States Constitution, the greatest living document on this green earth, defines as impeachable offenses.
Well, the only treasonous thing about ImPEACHment flavored Red, White & BOOM is not drinking it. The only bribery going down here is your brain bribing your mouth to drink more of it, specifically by releasing details about your mouth's tawdry exploits in Daytona Beach for Spring Break '08. And the only high crime or misdemeanor is not ripping your clothes off to expose your stars n'stripes undies when you swig back this freedom fruit, this 'Merica medley, this libertylicious peachy keen 'Merican dream.
Let's Make 'Merica Grape Again
After years of failing to produce energy drinks with delicious flavors, this great country needs a new corporation - one with a renewed dedication to the dream of 'Merica, a company that will give that dream new life, and resoundingly says, "Let's Make 'Merica Grape Again."
For those who've abandoned hope in tasty flavors for energy drinks, who've submitted to the endless procession of impostors' bland flavors, and unrealistic promises, 'Merica Energy welcomes you into a great, national crusade.
Not Your Granny's Apple
Remember fresh-baked apple pie at your grammy's house? Us, too.
We remember Ol' Gran waking up the entire block as she pulled into our house, nestling her chopper into place directly on our front lawn, kicking in the door, throwing on her "Snitches get Stiches" apron - what a jokester! - and lovingly serving some apple-flavored whoop ass for us rascals to drink. It's a Rockwell painting, when you think about it.
Now we bring that flavor to your home. Enjoy.