July 4th, 1776. June 6th, 1944. May 28th, 2018. The founding of our Nation. D-Day. The launch of ‘Merica Energy. Three dates that are forever etched into the granite of our nation’s history as dates that make us ‘Merican. The founders of ‘Merica Energy have traveled from the rolling prairies of Montana to the Appalachians to find the best flavors that money can buy – and many money can’t. (We must never speak of the horrors of their sacrifice.) They embarked on this great quest in order that May 28th, ‘Merica Launch Day, might be the day that this great nation is finally delivered the flavors of patriotism it so desperately needs and deserves. In these trying times, nothing will unite this nation like a lightly-caffeinated, zero calorie beverage made with love, care, no artificial colors, a non-proprietary blend, and most importantly, the ‘Merican Way. It doesn’t matter if you’re white, green, or purple – because we have flavors for all of those. The critical thing is that you, friend, are ‘Merican. And we are ‘Merica Energy.